found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
What has been the wildest fan experience you’ve had so far? I had quite a good one recently. I had to have a root canal done and I was in the chair, and I’m really scared of dentists, and I was there and they put the bleach in to clean the roots of my teeth. I had a clamp in my jaw and those plastic curtain things in my mouth. (x)
She’s fucking adorable
Man, Emmy for makeup has to go to the GOT staff, for somehow making her look frumpy.
This pig, who was born with no back legs in rural China, was saved by his owner who turned down requests to leave him for dead and even sell him to a circus. He mastered walking with only two legs and now thrives!
Video of him learning to walk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trXhPHRoIQI